xkcd2

Ayn Random

[[A figure in a hat stands behind another figure, who is seated at a desk using a laptop.]] Seated figure: This Ayn Random number generator you wrote *claims* to be fair, but the output is biased towards certain numbers. Hatted figure: Well, maybe those numbers are just intrinsically better!

In a cavern deep below the Earth, Ayn Rand, Paul Ryan, Rand Paul, Ann Druyan, Paul Rudd, Alan Alda, and Duran Duran meet together in the Secret Council of /(b[plurandy]+b ?){2}/i.