xkcd2

Headache

[[One person has a bike, and is wearing a helmet. The other is at a computer.]] Biker: Wanna go for a bike ride? Other: Nah, I hate 3D stuff. It gives me a headache. When you think about it, this excuse can get you out of almost anything.

I'm only willing to visit placid lakes, salt flats, and painting exhibits until the world's 3D technology improves.